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[bebest]

Zulius

You got Zulius. I'm busy being fabulous. Deposit hot goss here.

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FROM: SUBJECT: MAXIMA Zulius...would you have time to talk... JUN Actually... I might have an idea... LYCAON Present LYNEY Hello! This is the owner/operator of the Vogue, right? ZEVRAN Your highness. DIARMUID Zulius, my friend. GILGAMESH Once again, I grace you with my sparkling presence. EDWARD Happy 21st! SAMPO Yoooo-hooo. House-visit! GIL Dearest Zulius, best of all the best... VERGIL I do wonder how you can go to sleep and... LYCAON Happy 21st birthday to you yet again. ROSE Zulius, we need to talk. ROSE Fancy a girl’s night? TAKAME Zulius, were you and Vittore still curious as to Gilgamesh's whereabouts? VERGIL & GIL Amor. I felt of all people who needed a message... VENTI Queen Bestie, I'm gonna need some mercy from... GIL Good morning, o shining beacon of Kaisou's culture and sophistication~ EDWARD Do you have one of those blue-and-purple flags... JUN Edward Kenway intended to take on the... ROSE Zulius, are you there? ZHONGLI Zulius, I'm checking in to make sure... VERGIL I have two questions for you. GIL zulius, there's no rest for the wicked... LAPIS hi, sorry that this is a bit out of the blue but DANG HENG Secret Santa TAKAME Zulius? Would it be alright if I brought you something? SHROUD Zulius, owner of the Vogue. ELLIOT & VENTI Zulius, I got a lead on a new actor to fill... EDWARD Mate, you’re good at accessories... VERGIL mi dispiace ZERO Zulius? Are you here today? VERGIL/WOLFWOOD ...Before you say anything... ZERO Something important has come up... VENTI Hey, Zules! I've got some news for you... ASH turnabout's fair play TAKAME unable to work tonight my apologies ROSE Zulius, do you have a moment? TAKAME There is something I wish to ask... RYOUTA zulius! i got some freshly brewed T E A to spill for you!

TO: SUBJECT: AIDES Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay darlings! LYCAON I, your dear sweet Papa... VENTI So hey Bestie, you can now add... VENTI BEST BESTIE??? Please tell me you're okay! VENTI Bestie forever and forever please confirm or deny. WOLFWOOD Happy B-Day Nick! VERGIL Notable day in HISTORY! KNI Hey Sweetie. I know you've been going through it... VASH Hey Sweetie. I know you've been going through it... DANTE Ding dong, this is your local fabulous zebrataur... GIL Soooooooo. What's the game plan here, Pumpkin? VASH Happy B-Day, Bestie! VERGIL Happy B-Day, Boo! DANTE Happy B-DAY Sugar Tits!!! VENTI Happy B-Day Queen Bestie!! VERGIL Baby can I come sleep with you? :( VERGIL Hey Handsome. Nick's worried that... EDWARD EDWARD KENWAY?!!!!!! ROSE Rosey this is NOT funny! VENTI SHOW 👏 ME 👏 THE 👏 RING!! VERGIL Hey so you know how they told us we REEEAAALLY shouldn't make the fae mad at us? ELLIOT Happy B-Day, Elliot! FURINA Hey Sweetie. I haven't seen you at work for a while... VERGIL Happy Valentines Day, Boo! ELLIOT Hey El. Would you do me a favour for three thousand dollars? VERGIL My turn to send you flowers VENTI OMG, Bestie! I have SO much tea... ROSE Ding dong. This is your check-up call... VERGIL H-hey, Vergil. You busy tonight? ZHONGLI & VENTI So hey, FUNNY, FUNNY thing happens to me today! VERGIL Okay, I have been SUPER nice and given you... MOXXIE Hey, Moxx! They've got OUR production of Cats... VENTI Girl, are you Shakespeare??!!!! DANTE So, is your brother just SUPER into painting or... VERGIL New Zhongli tits out statue dropped. xoxo ZHONGLI Hey, Zhongli. Can you do me a solid? ZHONGLI "Dear Zulius, my hottest and most..." ZHONGLI Ding dong Avon calling. ZHONGLI Oh look, it's ME again! ZHONGLI Heeeyyy Gorgeous. You're good at contracts and paperwork... VERGIL Hey Handsome, Madama Butterfly is on tonight VERGIL A gift!! AUGUST Haaaaaay! Takame hit me up... RYOUTA Now I've got some prime tea for YOU! TAKAME Hey you. How're you feeling?

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Comments

[bebest]

Gil, honey, I don't think ANY of us can compete with Vergil-levels of pretension. That's like. 19th-century royalty levels. No one alive has a chance.

...Okay that IS true and I would pitch a whole-ass fit if you made my hard work look tacky. Like there would be actual for real tears and everything.

[It's a SHOCKER, honestly!]

You can work through it, I've got faith in you.

You are SUPER correct. But no, please no hoof stepping. It'd make my life soooooo much easier. We can ttoes still use the Vogue. It's already decorated and it's got Vergil's little hiding spot all there already.

Also no windows that open big enough for him to climb out of.

[throwmoreswords]

I mean, I probably could, but it'd involve expensive watches or obnoxiously overpriced cars and I still haven't committed to buying a Tesla. On one hand, I have a collection of luxury cars.

On the other hand, it's a piece of shit.

Far be it from me to be the man that made Zulius cry. I'd like to not be thrown into the ocean for the cetaceans by an angry mob anytime soon.

We can put something together by our powers combined--'casual cocktail' or whatever people who can't afford a suit fitted to their measurements call it; something midday so it doesn't cut into your key hours of business, but still gives us plenty of time to ply the twins with cake and presents.

And we can see if we can make Vergil figure out how a waltz works with six legs.

[bebest]

Oh sweetie, please don't buy a Tesla. If you end up that far gone, there won't be any saving you. Not even if you do it ironically.

You are a WISE man! There would so be a mob and that would put a whole crimp in your day- you know, if you got thrown into the ocean.

[ PLus the Orcas would eat him!! ]

Yaaaaaas. Gil we can make something AMAZING. The twins won't know what HIT them. Sounds PERFECT. I am so down for this.

I'm a professional dancer, Babe, I can get the dancing part down pat to help him figure it. It's just GETTING him on the dance floor that the tricky part.

[throwmoreswords]

On one hand, I have a desire to acquire all things simply to fill out my catalog.

On the other hand, I like the things to have some use, aesthetic, or novelty. I could buy one of those singing fish wall monstrosities and my money would be better spent.

[ they would feast and then you'd have magically enhanced Orcas. ]

I have an idea--a trick Sam taught me in our college days.

Smash and grab.

I can lift him, therefore, the grab, and I'll deliver him to you before his brain recovers enough to resist.

You come in with the smash at that point~

[bebest]

Oh my goose you are SO right. You could get one of the KNOCK-OFF ones and it'd still be better than a pixilated van you can't even let out in the rain. Love yourself more, Gilgamesh!!!

[ They will be unstoppable.

Okay, and this is interesting. As much as he's trying to be patient and good with Vergil and his six thousand hangups, sometimes the guy really does just need to be yote into something or he'll never do it. ]

I'm listening. I am LISTENING. We can totes work with this. Sam is a smart cookie, to be SURE. I think that's probs the only way I'm gonna get that lanky idiot (affectionate) on the dancefloor anytime soon.

Let's DO it!