[Ryouta wastes absolutely no time in going to his gossip buddy to dish out some TEA.]
zulius! i got some freshly brewed T E A to spill for you! so my partner told me that they got this text from their roomie basically their roomie finally GOT HIS MAN the water nymph of his dreams but now my partner has to temporarily bunk with a friend of theirs bc water nymph threatened to lock his new bf in his room and deal with it himself if he doesnt stop being O B L I V I O U S before their date on saturday ITS ONLY TUESDAY FUCKING π GET π IT π
HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE ACTUAL TEA!!! hot damn that is one way to get it you have to be pretty damn horny to make your roomie have to LEAVE while you get it out your system there is NO FLUNKING WAY they are gonna hold out to Saturday i give them thursday, tops and then someone else will be doing the topping if you know what i mean wink wonk ;)
HELL YEAH I DO! i thiiiiink they were like pining over each other for MONTHS def since they got here if all the flirting is to be believed from one of their posts here oh damn how scandalous for these turn bottoms ( β’Μ Ο β’Μ )β§ my bets on a friday night to pregame their first date with some SPICE not nymph guy seems like a romantic so itd probably be with all the stops rose petals and wine and all that cant be topped if you do the topping first right? UNLESS the water nymph is a secret power bottom???? ( β’Μ Ο β’Μ )β§
oh god the PINING the pining makes it worse especially if it's been MONTHS they'll be backed up to all heck you add wine to that and they will be wrung out in like seconds how old are they? they might be able to get a few goes before they pass out you know if they've got YOUTH on their side i bet you it'll be this romantic moment and they'll just like BRUSH HANDS or something then there'll be that heated eye contact and then just go at it like ANIMALS and hey as a power bottom i have to stand up for my people! it's a great move to turn on people I'm rooting for the water nymph you get yours, you freaky little romantic
one of them is a therapist so id bet like late 20s early 30s the water nymph might be the same age but he looks like hes my age yet sounds like hes about to give a lecture at college so my guess on water nymphs age is yes cant believe their first date is gonna be a week long im rooting for them to have the best time of their lives tho!! if i hear any updates ill pass them along to you ASAP
holy cow one is a theparist? that opens SO MANY doors i wonder if he's therapised himself with all this?
[Yes. "Therapised". ]
i know right that's a LONG ass date when you add in all the pining the pre-pining if you will i hope those crazy kids figure it out and have a gay old time!
you are good to me i appreciate all the tea!
5/4 after august and waver post. text; un: kesitakame
[Wow, Takame messaging Zulius? He doesn't seem like the type to spill tea, whatever could this be about?? What nuclear goss could our dearest Auri club worker have to share?]
There is something I wish to ask if you are interested in. Do you have the time?
[Getting a text from Takame is definitely out of the ordinary. But hey, maybe he's finally been some sort of influence on the other man and he's learned how to share the goss! ]
For you? Bet, I've always got the time. What's up?
[no instead of goss he's going to take 50 years to share August's post on the app because he's still from an old time setting.]
This ENKI which once taught courses on magic seems vital to Undertown and it has come under threat. It could be a boon for Kaisou as a whole and several others, myself among them, would like to see it thrive.
However, they may be in need of financial backing should the plan to keep it afloat bear fruit. I realize this is a huge endeavor and I'll not blame you for taking offense at my request. But I promised that I would gauge your interest and I am a man of my word.
[He's gone away to make a cup of actual tea and is flipping through a magazine as he waits for Old Man Takame to get his links together. When it finally appears, he starts reading.
Hmmmmm.]
Well, people having to suddenly deal with weird magic they don't understand sure is a THING here. Can't see THAT slowing down anytime soon.
[Given he woke up a few days ago with magic fucking hair he's still trying to figure out how to control, he knows that for a solid fact. Still, this isn't the normal area he'd invest in- it's usually the arts or LGTBQ+ charities. Putting money into education is a new one.
His parents would probably HATE it. Which makes it all the more tempting, honestly.]
Okay. So have you guys got a business plan or anything I can look at? I'm definitely interested.
The idea seems to have been sprung on them rather abruptly by the Professor -- the blue and fuzzy one. Contact August Villareal for more detail on the business front.
This isn't my area of expertise and there is little I can offer them, but I wish to contribute however I can to this cause.
Awww, I like that fuzzy little dude! Okay, got it, hit up the permanently exhausted guy who deals with the prophecies.
Yeah, that sounds like you. And hey, you've got plenty to offer! I'd bet you anything there's a class you could probably teach there. It's like...community college, right? More about teaching important stuff than stuffy gatekeeping with qualifications and whatever.
If you insist. Outside of my ability in combat I have limited talent. I suppose I've taught the basics of sword combat in the past and some of the basics of hand to hand as well. Would they have a use for that?
I do! The best diddly-dang theatre in the whole city if you ask me- and you should because I'm an expert in this field. You looking to take in a show? We've got a touring opera this month- tes fancy,
[It's what works for Zulius! He wasn't kidding when he told Vergil that he found a good number of his staff just hanging around on the Libra app. ]
You better believe we've got use for that, especially with Fabulous Season coming up. Consider yourself hired. You can drop by the Vogue any time, we can figure out paperwork!
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