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[bebest]

Zulius

You got Zulius. I'm busy being fabulous. Deposit hot goss here.

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FROM: SUBJECT: MAXIMA Zulius...would you have time to talk... JUN Actually... I might have an idea... LYCAON Present LYNEY Hello! This is the owner/operator of the Vogue, right? ZEVRAN Your highness. DIARMUID Zulius, my friend. GILGAMESH Once again, I grace you with my sparkling presence. EDWARD Happy 21st! SAMPO Yoooo-hooo. House-visit! GIL Dearest Zulius, best of all the best... VERGIL I do wonder how you can go to sleep and... LYCAON Happy 21st birthday to you yet again. ROSE Zulius, we need to talk. ROSE Fancy a girl’s night? TAKAME Zulius, were you and Vittore still curious as to Gilgamesh's whereabouts? VERGIL & GIL Amor. I felt of all people who needed a message... VENTI Queen Bestie, I'm gonna need some mercy from... GIL Good morning, o shining beacon of Kaisou's culture and sophistication~ EDWARD Do you have one of those blue-and-purple flags... JUN Edward Kenway intended to take on the... ROSE Zulius, are you there? ZHONGLI Zulius, I'm checking in to make sure... VERGIL I have two questions for you. GIL zulius, there's no rest for the wicked... LAPIS hi, sorry that this is a bit out of the blue but DANG HENG Secret Santa TAKAME Zulius? Would it be alright if I brought you something? SHROUD Zulius, owner of the Vogue. ELLIOT & VENTI Zulius, I got a lead on a new actor to fill... EDWARD Mate, you’re good at accessories... VERGIL mi dispiace ZERO Zulius? Are you here today? VERGIL/WOLFWOOD ...Before you say anything... ZERO Something important has come up... VENTI Hey, Zules! I've got some news for you... ASH turnabout's fair play TAKAME unable to work tonight my apologies ROSE Zulius, do you have a moment? TAKAME There is something I wish to ask... RYOUTA zulius! i got some freshly brewed T E A to spill for you!

TO: SUBJECT: AIDES Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay darlings! LYCAON I, your dear sweet Papa... VENTI So hey Bestie, you can now add... VENTI BEST BESTIE??? Please tell me you're okay! VENTI Bestie forever and forever please confirm or deny. WOLFWOOD Happy B-Day Nick! VERGIL Notable day in HISTORY! KNI Hey Sweetie. I know you've been going through it... VASH Hey Sweetie. I know you've been going through it... DANTE Ding dong, this is your local fabulous zebrataur... GIL Soooooooo. What's the game plan here, Pumpkin? VASH Happy B-Day, Bestie! VERGIL Happy B-Day, Boo! DANTE Happy B-DAY Sugar Tits!!! VENTI Happy B-Day Queen Bestie!! VERGIL Baby can I come sleep with you? :( VERGIL Hey Handsome. Nick's worried that... EDWARD EDWARD KENWAY?!!!!!! ROSE Rosey this is NOT funny! VENTI SHOW 👏 ME 👏 THE 👏 RING!! VERGIL Hey so you know how they told us we REEEAAALLY shouldn't make the fae mad at us? ELLIOT Happy B-Day, Elliot! FURINA Hey Sweetie. I haven't seen you at work for a while... VERGIL Happy Valentines Day, Boo! ELLIOT Hey El. Would you do me a favour for three thousand dollars? VERGIL My turn to send you flowers VENTI OMG, Bestie! I have SO much tea... ROSE Ding dong. This is your check-up call... VERGIL H-hey, Vergil. You busy tonight? ZHONGLI & VENTI So hey, FUNNY, FUNNY thing happens to me today! VERGIL Okay, I have been SUPER nice and given you... MOXXIE Hey, Moxx! They've got OUR production of Cats... VENTI Girl, are you Shakespeare??!!!! DANTE So, is your brother just SUPER into painting or... VERGIL New Zhongli tits out statue dropped. xoxo ZHONGLI Hey, Zhongli. Can you do me a solid? ZHONGLI "Dear Zulius, my hottest and most..." ZHONGLI Ding dong Avon calling. ZHONGLI Oh look, it's ME again! ZHONGLI Heeeyyy Gorgeous. You're good at contracts and paperwork... VERGIL Hey Handsome, Madama Butterfly is on tonight VERGIL A gift!! AUGUST Haaaaaay! Takame hit me up... RYOUTA Now I've got some prime tea for YOU! TAKAME Hey you. How're you feeling?

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Comments

[bebest]

[Getting a text from Takame is definitely out of the ordinary. But hey, maybe he's finally been some sort of influence on the other man and he's learned how to share the goss! ]

For you? Bet, I've always got the time. What's up?

[hoshikiri]

One moment.

[no instead of goss he's going to take 50 years to share August's post on the app because he's still from an old time setting.]

This ENKI which once taught courses on magic seems vital to Undertown and it has come under threat. It could be a boon for Kaisou as a whole and several others, myself among them, would like to see it thrive.

However, they may be in need of financial backing should the plan to keep it afloat bear fruit. I realize this is a huge endeavor and I'll not blame you for taking offense at my request. But I promised that I would gauge your interest and I am a man of my word.

[bebest]

[He's gone away to make a cup of actual tea and is flipping through a magazine as he waits for Old Man Takame to get his links together. When it finally appears, he starts reading.

Hmmmmm.]

Well, people having to suddenly deal with weird magic they don't understand sure is a THING here. Can't see THAT slowing down anytime soon.

[Given he woke up a few days ago with magic fucking hair he's still trying to figure out how to control, he knows that for a solid fact. Still, this isn't the normal area he'd invest in- it's usually the arts or LGTBQ+ charities. Putting money into education is a new one.

His parents would probably HATE it. Which makes it all the more tempting, honestly.]

Okay. So have you guys got a business plan or anything I can look at? I'm definitely interested.

[hoshikiri]

The idea seems to have been sprung on them rather abruptly by the Professor -- the blue and fuzzy one. Contact August Villareal for more detail on the business front.

This isn't my area of expertise and there is little I can offer them, but I wish to contribute however I can to this cause.

[bebest]

Awww, I like that fuzzy little dude! Okay, got it, hit up the permanently exhausted guy who deals with the prophecies.

Yeah, that sounds like you. And hey, you've got plenty to offer! I'd bet you anything there's a class you could probably teach there. It's like...community college, right? More about teaching important stuff than stuffy gatekeeping with qualifications and whatever.

[hoshikiri]

[the FUCK's a COMMUNITY COLLEGE??]

If you insist. Outside of my ability in combat I have limited talent. I suppose I've taught the basics of sword combat in the past and some of the basics of hand to hand as well. Would they have a use for that?

[bebest]

[He has so much to learn!]

See? I'm sure you could run a self-defence class. That uses hand to hand, right? I'd say that's useful! Give yourself some credit!

[hoshikiri]

Perhaps I'll ask Waver if the service is needed. I have experience in the field at the very least.

[bebest]

There you go! Can't hurt to ask and try, right? I believe in you, Babe, you GOT this!