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[bebest]

Zulius

You got Zulius. I'm busy being fabulous. Deposit hot goss here.

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FROM: SUBJECT: MAXIMA Zulius...would you have time to talk... JUN Actually... I might have an idea... LYCAON Present LYNEY Hello! This is the owner/operator of the Vogue, right? ZEVRAN Your highness. DIARMUID Zulius, my friend. GILGAMESH Once again, I grace you with my sparkling presence. EDWARD Happy 21st! SAMPO Yoooo-hooo. House-visit! GIL Dearest Zulius, best of all the best... VERGIL I do wonder how you can go to sleep and... LYCAON Happy 21st birthday to you yet again. ROSE Zulius, we need to talk. ROSE Fancy a girl’s night? TAKAME Zulius, were you and Vittore still curious as to Gilgamesh's whereabouts? VERGIL & GIL Amor. I felt of all people who needed a message... VENTI Queen Bestie, I'm gonna need some mercy from... GIL Good morning, o shining beacon of Kaisou's culture and sophistication~ EDWARD Do you have one of those blue-and-purple flags... JUN Edward Kenway intended to take on the... ROSE Zulius, are you there? ZHONGLI Zulius, I'm checking in to make sure... VERGIL I have two questions for you. GIL zulius, there's no rest for the wicked... LAPIS hi, sorry that this is a bit out of the blue but DANG HENG Secret Santa TAKAME Zulius? Would it be alright if I brought you something? SHROUD Zulius, owner of the Vogue. ELLIOT & VENTI Zulius, I got a lead on a new actor to fill... EDWARD Mate, you’re good at accessories... VERGIL mi dispiace ZERO Zulius? Are you here today? VERGIL/WOLFWOOD ...Before you say anything... ZERO Something important has come up... VENTI Hey, Zules! I've got some news for you... ASH turnabout's fair play TAKAME unable to work tonight my apologies ROSE Zulius, do you have a moment? TAKAME There is something I wish to ask... RYOUTA zulius! i got some freshly brewed T E A to spill for you!

TO: SUBJECT: AIDES Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay darlings! LYCAON I, your dear sweet Papa... VENTI So hey Bestie, you can now add... VENTI BEST BESTIE??? Please tell me you're okay! VENTI Bestie forever and forever please confirm or deny. WOLFWOOD Happy B-Day Nick! VERGIL Notable day in HISTORY! KNI Hey Sweetie. I know you've been going through it... VASH Hey Sweetie. I know you've been going through it... DANTE Ding dong, this is your local fabulous zebrataur... GIL Soooooooo. What's the game plan here, Pumpkin? VASH Happy B-Day, Bestie! VERGIL Happy B-Day, Boo! DANTE Happy B-DAY Sugar Tits!!! VENTI Happy B-Day Queen Bestie!! VERGIL Baby can I come sleep with you? :( VERGIL Hey Handsome. Nick's worried that... EDWARD EDWARD KENWAY?!!!!!! ROSE Rosey this is NOT funny! VENTI SHOW 👏 ME 👏 THE 👏 RING!! VERGIL Hey so you know how they told us we REEEAAALLY shouldn't make the fae mad at us? ELLIOT Happy B-Day, Elliot! FURINA Hey Sweetie. I haven't seen you at work for a while... VERGIL Happy Valentines Day, Boo! ELLIOT Hey El. Would you do me a favour for three thousand dollars? VERGIL My turn to send you flowers VENTI OMG, Bestie! I have SO much tea... ROSE Ding dong. This is your check-up call... VERGIL H-hey, Vergil. You busy tonight? ZHONGLI & VENTI So hey, FUNNY, FUNNY thing happens to me today! VERGIL Okay, I have been SUPER nice and given you... MOXXIE Hey, Moxx! They've got OUR production of Cats... VENTI Girl, are you Shakespeare??!!!! DANTE So, is your brother just SUPER into painting or... VERGIL New Zhongli tits out statue dropped. xoxo ZHONGLI Hey, Zhongli. Can you do me a solid? ZHONGLI "Dear Zulius, my hottest and most..." ZHONGLI Ding dong Avon calling. ZHONGLI Oh look, it's ME again! ZHONGLI Heeeyyy Gorgeous. You're good at contracts and paperwork... VERGIL Hey Handsome, Madama Butterfly is on tonight VERGIL A gift!! AUGUST Haaaaaay! Takame hit me up... RYOUTA Now I've got some prime tea for YOU! TAKAME Hey you. How're you feeling?

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text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

[Attached is a picture of the Templar armor spread out on Edward's bed. It's clearly very well-made and somewhat lightly-used, compared to Edward's usual blue-and-white robes.]

Do you have one of those blue-and-purple flags and can they be used as a sash around the waist?

[bebest]

[Well. That's sure an outfit choice.]

...You mean the Bi flag?

???

Anyway, YEAH, Babe, I got plenty of them. And I can sew one into a sash if you want it. I can totes do that for you, Bestie.

...

Okay no, I gotta say it. You are gonna COOK in that. It's coming into SUMMER. There are SO MANY layers, Ed.

[jackdawvision]

Please do, because I’ve given the previous sash to my little menagerie of animals and I fancy it will never be seen again. And aye, that flag! I like that flag best of all.

Oh, I know. I wore it in Havana once. Nearly fainted from the heat. You’d think after I put so much effort into acquiring it I’d be able to wear it, but it didn’t quite turn out the way I wanted. I’ll wear it in winter.

[bebest]

OMG that is adorbs tho!!! And NP, Ed, I can do this for you. You will be TOTES fashion with it.

...Or as best as I can do with that whole thing. But yeah, save it for winter, it'd probs be good in winter. With the right accessories you can pull it off. So, does it have a story? If it was hard to get?

[jackdawvision]

That’s just fine. I’m wary of replacing more than the sash—this is armor meant to cushion any blow you might take in a fight. That’s why there’s so many layers.

Well, it was locked up behind this cage door that needed five keys to open. Those five keys hung around the necks of five rather terrible people making life miserable for folks I worked for off and on. So I tracked them down one by one, killed them, and looted the keys from their necks.

Honestly the hardest part was tailing them. Guards were posted up on rooftops often, back then, and more than a few of them would take a shot at you for no real reason other than you were on the roof and they didn’t like your face. It made following them a bit rougher than it ought to have been.

[bebest]

Ooooookay, I guess that's fair. I don't want you to get STABBED or anything.

...

Oh. Cool. It's a murder outfit then. Super duper. Good to know!

[jackdawvision]

Technically everything I wear is a murder outfit. I just haven’t murdered anyone lately.

[If you define lately as since April, yeah, sure.]

[bebest]

I guuuuueeessssss?

I mean. I am so happy for you. So proud. That you have not murdered anyone lately. [Ha ha. Ha ha.] How about we get you an outfit that's NOT connected to murder, tho? You can have one (1) outfit not connected to a dead person at all! Wouldn't that be fun!

[jackdawvision]

[He decides not to point out that he’s sort of a professional killer and all of his outfits have the potential of becoming murder outfits, if they’re not already.]

I suppose I wouldn’t mind having clothes that don’t smell suspiciously like blood. Starting with the sash, first.

[bebest]

[Zulius knows, but that doesn't mean he wants to acknowledge it. No sir.]

See? I can get you a FABulous rainbow sash and then we can get you a wonderful outfit with like, ZERO blood stains on it.

[jackdawvision]

Have I any say in what this wonderful outfit is going to look like besides not having any bloodstains on it?

[bebest]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.


NOPE! :D

[jackdawvision]

Can I at least ask that it's a nice shade of red?

[bebest]

...Are you gonna use the shade of red to hide blood?

[jackdawvision]

I can’t just like red? It suits me.

And no, I don’t plan to use it to hide any bloodstains.

[bebest]

I guess it IS kind of your colour. I think blue would suit you too, tho- it'd go with your eyes!

Then that's A-OK! Red it is.

[jackdawvision]

They do, but I have quite a lot of blue in my usual clothes already. If we're going for something glittery and fabulous, as I suspect you'll be going for, red would make it stand out more.

[bebest]

Okay, okay. You've CONVINCED me. Red it is! You're gonna look ahmazing!!