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[bebest]

Zulius

You got Zulius. I'm busy being fabulous. Deposit hot goss here.

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FROM: SUBJECT: MAXIMA Zulius...would you have time to talk... JUN Actually... I might have an idea... LYCAON Present LYNEY Hello! This is the owner/operator of the Vogue, right? ZEVRAN Your highness. DIARMUID Zulius, my friend. GILGAMESH Once again, I grace you with my sparkling presence. EDWARD Happy 21st! SAMPO Yoooo-hooo. House-visit! GIL Dearest Zulius, best of all the best... VERGIL I do wonder how you can go to sleep and... LYCAON Happy 21st birthday to you yet again. ROSE Zulius, we need to talk. ROSE Fancy a girl’s night? TAKAME Zulius, were you and Vittore still curious as to Gilgamesh's whereabouts? VERGIL & GIL Amor. I felt of all people who needed a message... VENTI Queen Bestie, I'm gonna need some mercy from... GIL Good morning, o shining beacon of Kaisou's culture and sophistication~ EDWARD Do you have one of those blue-and-purple flags... JUN Edward Kenway intended to take on the... ROSE Zulius, are you there? ZHONGLI Zulius, I'm checking in to make sure... VERGIL I have two questions for you. GIL zulius, there's no rest for the wicked... LAPIS hi, sorry that this is a bit out of the blue but DANG HENG Secret Santa TAKAME Zulius? Would it be alright if I brought you something? SHROUD Zulius, owner of the Vogue. ELLIOT & VENTI Zulius, I got a lead on a new actor to fill... EDWARD Mate, you’re good at accessories... VERGIL mi dispiace ZERO Zulius? Are you here today? VERGIL/WOLFWOOD ...Before you say anything... ZERO Something important has come up... VENTI Hey, Zules! I've got some news for you... ASH turnabout's fair play TAKAME unable to work tonight my apologies ROSE Zulius, do you have a moment? TAKAME There is something I wish to ask... RYOUTA zulius! i got some freshly brewed T E A to spill for you!

TO: SUBJECT: AIDES Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay darlings! LYCAON I, your dear sweet Papa... VENTI So hey Bestie, you can now add... VENTI BEST BESTIE??? Please tell me you're okay! VENTI Bestie forever and forever please confirm or deny. WOLFWOOD Happy B-Day Nick! VERGIL Notable day in HISTORY! KNI Hey Sweetie. I know you've been going through it... VASH Hey Sweetie. I know you've been going through it... DANTE Ding dong, this is your local fabulous zebrataur... GIL Soooooooo. What's the game plan here, Pumpkin? VASH Happy B-Day, Bestie! VERGIL Happy B-Day, Boo! DANTE Happy B-DAY Sugar Tits!!! VENTI Happy B-Day Queen Bestie!! VERGIL Baby can I come sleep with you? :( VERGIL Hey Handsome. Nick's worried that... EDWARD EDWARD KENWAY?!!!!!! ROSE Rosey this is NOT funny! VENTI SHOW 👏 ME 👏 THE 👏 RING!! VERGIL Hey so you know how they told us we REEEAAALLY shouldn't make the fae mad at us? ELLIOT Happy B-Day, Elliot! FURINA Hey Sweetie. I haven't seen you at work for a while... VERGIL Happy Valentines Day, Boo! ELLIOT Hey El. Would you do me a favour for three thousand dollars? VERGIL My turn to send you flowers VENTI OMG, Bestie! I have SO much tea... ROSE Ding dong. This is your check-up call... VERGIL H-hey, Vergil. You busy tonight? ZHONGLI & VENTI So hey, FUNNY, FUNNY thing happens to me today! VERGIL Okay, I have been SUPER nice and given you... MOXXIE Hey, Moxx! They've got OUR production of Cats... VENTI Girl, are you Shakespeare??!!!! DANTE So, is your brother just SUPER into painting or... VERGIL New Zhongli tits out statue dropped. xoxo ZHONGLI Hey, Zhongli. Can you do me a solid? ZHONGLI "Dear Zulius, my hottest and most..." ZHONGLI Ding dong Avon calling. ZHONGLI Oh look, it's ME again! ZHONGLI Heeeyyy Gorgeous. You're good at contracts and paperwork... VERGIL Hey Handsome, Madama Butterfly is on tonight VERGIL A gift!! AUGUST Haaaaaay! Takame hit me up... RYOUTA Now I've got some prime tea for YOU! TAKAME Hey you. How're you feeling?

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Comments

[bebest]

Ohhhhhh, he's a real good buddy of mine, I love that dumb old lizard! I'm gonna have to thank him for helping out. [Right under the bus, churned up under the wheels. The lizard is dead.] They are SUPER well-received. I love them!

[His ego has been fluffed and he's delighted. It's screwed Dan Heng over forever but life's sometimes like that.]

Great! You didn't have a choice either way, but great! What sort of things do you like?

[Big maybe there, buddy. ]

[heng_like_a_dragon]

[Well, Dan Heng's not saying anything to defend his cousin against the "dumb lizard" comment. Privately, he does agree with it.

Oh, no, this question. This question is one he's always been terrible at answering.]

If you're talking about food, I don't have strong feelings one way or another.

[If you put it on a plate in front of him, he'll eat it without complaint.]

[bebest]

[He knows it in his SOUL and that's what matters!!!]

...Okay, Honey? I'm gonna need you to work with me a little here. Like, say if you wanted something to eat right now what would you pick? No restraints.

[So help him he will figure you out, you socially awkward weirdo. He figured out Vittore, he can figure out you! ]

[heng_like_a_dragon]

I would say surprise me. There's value in trying something you're not very familiar with.

[He would be sorry to Zulius, but this is the price of Dan Heng's friendship. Or something. Good luck, Zulius, this is shaping up to be a... Challenge, alright.]

1/2

[bebest]

[Sweet fucking Jesus, at least Vittore can give him a BALL PARK to work with. ]

2/2

[bebest]

[He lets out a sharp breath!]

Okay, you know what? Fine, it's FINE. Mamma Bunter didn't raise no quitter. I'll surprise you. And it'll be a great surprise. You'll have fun.

[This is both a promise and a threat. ]

[heng_like_a_dragon]

[This is the most threatening thing he's ever heard, and this is coming from a man who had been chased halfway across the universe with murderous intent by Blade.]

I look forward to seeing what 'fun surprise' you have for me, Zulius. I can text you which days and times that I'm free.

[God help them both.]

[bebest]

[Blade ain't got nothing on Zulius. Welcome to a new level of fear, Dan Heng.]

Great! And I'm looking forward to it too. Until then!!!

[heng_like_a_dragon]

[It's time for your true test, Zulius.]

Mm.

[That's all Zulius gets before Dan Heng hangs up on him. He turns off his phone immediately and goes to lie down for a bit to process... all of this.]

[bebest]

[You can run but you cannot hide. He WILL be following this up in a few days to make sure you didn't FORGET. He will never let it go. You better watch out. You better watch out.

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT]