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[bebest]

Zulius

You got Zulius. I'm busy being fabulous. Deposit hot goss here.

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FROM: SUBJECT: MAXIMA Zulius...would you have time to talk... JUN Actually... I might have an idea... LYCAON Present LYNEY Hello! This is the owner/operator of the Vogue, right? ZEVRAN Your highness. DIARMUID Zulius, my friend. GILGAMESH Once again, I grace you with my sparkling presence. EDWARD Happy 21st! SAMPO Yoooo-hooo. House-visit! GIL Dearest Zulius, best of all the best... VERGIL I do wonder how you can go to sleep and... LYCAON Happy 21st birthday to you yet again. ROSE Zulius, we need to talk. ROSE Fancy a girl’s night? TAKAME Zulius, were you and Vittore still curious as to Gilgamesh's whereabouts? VERGIL & GIL Amor. I felt of all people who needed a message... VENTI Queen Bestie, I'm gonna need some mercy from... GIL Good morning, o shining beacon of Kaisou's culture and sophistication~ EDWARD Do you have one of those blue-and-purple flags... JUN Edward Kenway intended to take on the... ROSE Zulius, are you there? ZHONGLI Zulius, I'm checking in to make sure... VERGIL I have two questions for you. GIL zulius, there's no rest for the wicked... LAPIS hi, sorry that this is a bit out of the blue but DANG HENG Secret Santa TAKAME Zulius? Would it be alright if I brought you something? SHROUD Zulius, owner of the Vogue. ELLIOT & VENTI Zulius, I got a lead on a new actor to fill... EDWARD Mate, you’re good at accessories... VERGIL mi dispiace ZERO Zulius? Are you here today? VERGIL/WOLFWOOD ...Before you say anything... ZERO Something important has come up... VENTI Hey, Zules! I've got some news for you... ASH turnabout's fair play TAKAME unable to work tonight my apologies ROSE Zulius, do you have a moment? TAKAME There is something I wish to ask... RYOUTA zulius! i got some freshly brewed T E A to spill for you!

TO: SUBJECT: AIDES Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay darlings! LYCAON I, your dear sweet Papa... VENTI So hey Bestie, you can now add... VENTI BEST BESTIE??? Please tell me you're okay! VENTI Bestie forever and forever please confirm or deny. WOLFWOOD Happy B-Day Nick! VERGIL Notable day in HISTORY! KNI Hey Sweetie. I know you've been going through it... VASH Hey Sweetie. I know you've been going through it... DANTE Ding dong, this is your local fabulous zebrataur... GIL Soooooooo. What's the game plan here, Pumpkin? VASH Happy B-Day, Bestie! VERGIL Happy B-Day, Boo! DANTE Happy B-DAY Sugar Tits!!! VENTI Happy B-Day Queen Bestie!! VERGIL Baby can I come sleep with you? :( VERGIL Hey Handsome. Nick's worried that... EDWARD EDWARD KENWAY?!!!!!! ROSE Rosey this is NOT funny! VENTI SHOW 👏 ME 👏 THE 👏 RING!! VERGIL Hey so you know how they told us we REEEAAALLY shouldn't make the fae mad at us? ELLIOT Happy B-Day, Elliot! FURINA Hey Sweetie. I haven't seen you at work for a while... VERGIL Happy Valentines Day, Boo! ELLIOT Hey El. Would you do me a favour for three thousand dollars? VERGIL My turn to send you flowers VENTI OMG, Bestie! I have SO much tea... ROSE Ding dong. This is your check-up call... VERGIL H-hey, Vergil. You busy tonight? ZHONGLI & VENTI So hey, FUNNY, FUNNY thing happens to me today! VERGIL Okay, I have been SUPER nice and given you... MOXXIE Hey, Moxx! They've got OUR production of Cats... VENTI Girl, are you Shakespeare??!!!! DANTE So, is your brother just SUPER into painting or... VERGIL New Zhongli tits out statue dropped. xoxo ZHONGLI Hey, Zhongli. Can you do me a solid? ZHONGLI "Dear Zulius, my hottest and most..." ZHONGLI Ding dong Avon calling. ZHONGLI Oh look, it's ME again! ZHONGLI Heeeyyy Gorgeous. You're good at contracts and paperwork... VERGIL Hey Handsome, Madama Butterfly is on tonight VERGIL A gift!! AUGUST Haaaaaay! Takame hit me up... RYOUTA Now I've got some prime tea for YOU! TAKAME Hey you. How're you feeling?

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Comments

[whiteshroud]

[Welp]

I was commissioned to perform a task for Zhongli, the details of which I am not allowed to disclose.

Neuvilette is an unexpected complication to the mission that I only learned of today.

[bebest]

[...Welp.]

That's fine. For a second there I was worried you were a little bitty hitman or something.

But yeah. Honestly suddenly a possible murder plot really is a complication.

I'm gonna go talk to them. This is SUPER worrying. I'm worried.

[whiteshroud]

No, but there is an assassin that wears a uniform similar to mine. I'm the one with the cross on my belt.

[comforting.]

...I'm sorry to have caused you worry. He didn't mention any possibility of a murder plot when he told me.

[WHICH WOULD'VE BEEN GOOD TO KNOW ZHONGLI]

[bebest]

Duly noted. I'll remember to say hi when I see you.

[This is so weird. It's so very weird, but he's now running on someone want sot murder my family energy so he's just gonna let the entire thing slide into his "I'll process this later" pile. ]

To be FAIR, I don't think any sane person would just right to "murder plot". I'm gonna kick that stupid dragon's BEhind. That's a thing you MENTION!!

[whiteshroud]

That's not necessary, I was just warning you.

[If Edward decides to assassinate people, he doesn't want to be the one blamed for it ok]

Do as you like. My commission contract doesn't cover protection from centaur attacks. [Is that a joke it's so hard to tell] Though, if you're set on befriending gods, it's good to be mindful that readily volunteering information isn't typically in their nature.

[bebest]

If you say so, Kiddo.

[No one needs that to start happening.]

Hah, I'd love to see it if it did. No one expects centaur attacks. [He snorts slightly at that.] TRUST me, I know. Zhongli can be a flunking nightmare. Blood from a stone is SUPER apt in every way possible.

[whiteshroud]

[ 💧 Great there's no convincing this guy he's not young. Stupid thirst causing him nothing but trouble- ]

Well, as long as you're aware. Just don't hurt yourself trying to bleed a stone.

[bebest]

[The thirst post is just out there, actively ruining Jun's life.]

It's okay, I have my ways of making him crack. He hasn't won an argument against me yet.

[whiteshroud]

If you say so.

Thank you for the information.

[bebest]

No problemo. Good luck with your everything.