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[bebest]

Zulius

You got Zulius. I'm busy being fabulous. Deposit hot goss here.

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FROM: SUBJECT: MAXIMA Zulius...would you have time to talk... JUN Actually... I might have an idea... LYCAON Present LYNEY Hello! This is the owner/operator of the Vogue, right? ZEVRAN Your highness. DIARMUID Zulius, my friend. GILGAMESH Once again, I grace you with my sparkling presence. EDWARD Happy 21st! SAMPO Yoooo-hooo. House-visit! GIL Dearest Zulius, best of all the best... VERGIL I do wonder how you can go to sleep and... LYCAON Happy 21st birthday to you yet again. ROSE Zulius, we need to talk. ROSE Fancy a girl’s night? TAKAME Zulius, were you and Vittore still curious as to Gilgamesh's whereabouts? VERGIL & GIL Amor. I felt of all people who needed a message... VENTI Queen Bestie, I'm gonna need some mercy from... GIL Good morning, o shining beacon of Kaisou's culture and sophistication~ EDWARD Do you have one of those blue-and-purple flags... JUN Edward Kenway intended to take on the... ROSE Zulius, are you there? ZHONGLI Zulius, I'm checking in to make sure... VERGIL I have two questions for you. GIL zulius, there's no rest for the wicked... LAPIS hi, sorry that this is a bit out of the blue but DANG HENG Secret Santa TAKAME Zulius? Would it be alright if I brought you something? SHROUD Zulius, owner of the Vogue. ELLIOT & VENTI Zulius, I got a lead on a new actor to fill... EDWARD Mate, you’re good at accessories... VERGIL mi dispiace ZERO Zulius? Are you here today? VERGIL/WOLFWOOD ...Before you say anything... ZERO Something important has come up... VENTI Hey, Zules! I've got some news for you... ASH turnabout's fair play TAKAME unable to work tonight my apologies ROSE Zulius, do you have a moment? TAKAME There is something I wish to ask... RYOUTA zulius! i got some freshly brewed T E A to spill for you!

TO: SUBJECT: AIDES Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay darlings! LYCAON I, your dear sweet Papa... VENTI So hey Bestie, you can now add... VENTI BEST BESTIE??? Please tell me you're okay! VENTI Bestie forever and forever please confirm or deny. WOLFWOOD Happy B-Day Nick! VERGIL Notable day in HISTORY! KNI Hey Sweetie. I know you've been going through it... VASH Hey Sweetie. I know you've been going through it... DANTE Ding dong, this is your local fabulous zebrataur... GIL Soooooooo. What's the game plan here, Pumpkin? VASH Happy B-Day, Bestie! VERGIL Happy B-Day, Boo! DANTE Happy B-DAY Sugar Tits!!! VENTI Happy B-Day Queen Bestie!! VERGIL Baby can I come sleep with you? :( VERGIL Hey Handsome. Nick's worried that... EDWARD EDWARD KENWAY?!!!!!! ROSE Rosey this is NOT funny! VENTI SHOW 👏 ME 👏 THE 👏 RING!! VERGIL Hey so you know how they told us we REEEAAALLY shouldn't make the fae mad at us? ELLIOT Happy B-Day, Elliot! FURINA Hey Sweetie. I haven't seen you at work for a while... VERGIL Happy Valentines Day, Boo! ELLIOT Hey El. Would you do me a favour for three thousand dollars? VERGIL My turn to send you flowers VENTI OMG, Bestie! I have SO much tea... ROSE Ding dong. This is your check-up call... VERGIL H-hey, Vergil. You busy tonight? ZHONGLI & VENTI So hey, FUNNY, FUNNY thing happens to me today! VERGIL Okay, I have been SUPER nice and given you... MOXXIE Hey, Moxx! They've got OUR production of Cats... VENTI Girl, are you Shakespeare??!!!! DANTE So, is your brother just SUPER into painting or... VERGIL New Zhongli tits out statue dropped. xoxo ZHONGLI Hey, Zhongli. Can you do me a solid? ZHONGLI "Dear Zulius, my hottest and most..." ZHONGLI Ding dong Avon calling. ZHONGLI Oh look, it's ME again! ZHONGLI Heeeyyy Gorgeous. You're good at contracts and paperwork... VERGIL Hey Handsome, Madama Butterfly is on tonight VERGIL A gift!! AUGUST Haaaaaay! Takame hit me up... RYOUTA Now I've got some prime tea for YOU! TAKAME Hey you. How're you feeling?

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Comments

[throwmoreswords]

I know. And his petty bitch tendencies will ruffle him up and he'll buy you flowers and nice things to woo you back to him.

[ he is giving his Master-friend enrichment and things to strive for to keep him clear of towers and mad grabs for paterpower. you all should be thanking him.

it might brighten his mood a little given what's to come next. ]

There's one of two paths this will take, depending on how much truth he shares with me when I bring him to task. I assure you, he will be correctly compensated, not whatever... fool numbers he thinks he's offered me. Whether I have to prove a point beyond that will depend on him.

[bebest]

Awwww, Babe. You're so good to me. Thank you for giving me this little fun with my Boo!

[ He won't slip up and say that Gil is a good FRIEND, because that's a particular bomb he has to drop on only very special occasions when he thinks he can get away with it. Also, right now he's tyring to stay on the King's good side to ensure his poor wolf son doesn't get punished too severely for his poor judgement skills. ]

Oh, I know, Gil. I KNOW you'll make sure he gets paid what is right. And that's fair, honestly. He can only be given a shovel, he needs to dig himself out of it. Totes understand. Totes fair. Just please remember I do love him very much - he's just. Dumb. Sometimes.

[throwmoreswords]

They say you can best reach a man's heart through his stomach, but his burning sense of spiteful rage is a close second.

[ there's only so many battles one can trigger at a time unless you're one of those juggernaut lunatics in this godsforsaken city, and knowing Zulius, he just had his hooves done. ]

It is never too late in life to receive an education, and I consider myself a thorough teacher. I will endeavor to be a kind one, if the situation so permits.

[ no direct promises, babygirl, but he won't go in cubes swinging at least. ]

[bebest]

I mean, that totes works with Verg all the time. All I've got to do is like, slightly suggest Dante might be better at something than he is and off he goes - doing it immediately! It's great when I need to move something heavy in the theatre.

[ Sometimes your beloved is a demon man who has a bitter, endless rivalry with his twin brother, and sometimes you are just a lil' ol' zebrataur who wants to see your beloved lift something heavy.

He did! He's rather not scuff them! They take forever to get nice! They have to get horse clippers and everything. ]

THANK you, Sweetie. I know you'll do your best, 'preciate it!

[He's gonna remind his son not to be stupid, don't mind him! ]