The Vogue Theatre Chat

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The Vogue Theatre Chat
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video: un: hotgoss

[bebest]

[ Hey, Vogue peeps, it's your fearless leader! He has his voice back and he's using it to his full advantage now. Is he yelling? You better believe it! ]

MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!! I decided we needed a little group chat of our OWN because we're special but also YOUR GIRL NEEDS HELP!! Because I got something from the Goodwill. It was in the grab bag!!

[The camera turns down to a membership card. It's in Zulius' name.

It's for Olive Garden. ]

I need someone to do me a SOLID and take this away from me. If Vergil sees this I am looking at the business end of at LEAST a four hour Italian rant and I don't want that for me! He can never know I even HAD this!!! I don't mind if you guys even share it among yourselves and like, PRETEND you're me! This just needs to be taken, far, far away from here like, very soon!!! Please help!

video; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

I'll take it off your arms, won't be the first time I've borrowed someone's identity to get in somewhere.

video | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

[ Here's the other local Italian, who makes a little face when he shows the membership card. ]

Ah, yeah, I would do the same if Jinwoo got something like that...

But sharing it among ourselves sounds like a good idea! He'll probably never found out that way.

[ Even though she won't touch it. ]

un: kesitakame

[hoshikiri]

[...

Well, so be it. Takame must assist his boss even if Vittore will look at him with scorn.]

I am unsure how convincing I will be acting as you given that you are, ah, one of a kind. But I will take it from your hands so that Vittore does not become angry with you.

[Even if Takame doesn't quite get it.]

video; UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

What did you do to the shopkeeper? This has to be an act of vengeance.

video; un: lycaon ; post-boardgames

[paraselenic]

[Hello fellow Vogue coworkers. Don't mind if Lycaon makes a little post here. He's certainly seen better days, but at least he is alive!]

Sir Zulius. Everyone. I apologize for any complications with staffing that my absence caused. I should be back to work as soon as I hear from my engineer about repairs for my leg.

Takame, I hope my absence did not shift too much of the workflow onto you.

[He is SO SORRY EVERYONE HE DIDN'T EVEN CALL OUT.]

video: un: hotgoss

[bebest]

Oh my goose, Sweetie, it's FINE. I'm just glad you're okay!!! You ARE okay, right? Aside from the leg thing?! Offer's still TOTES on the table to pay for any damages BTW!

I've been so worried about you!!! I'm gonna hug you when you get in!

[hoshikiri]

[Takame missed basically everything that happened with the game night from hell as Yusuke has been under the weather for most of the month. But he's gotten the gist of the situation from back reading on the network.

He couldn't help wishing he did more to prevent this, though logically he knew that neither he nor those involved expected a thing.]

You needn't concern yourself with my workflow, Lycaon-san. Only your recovery and repair. While I understand the desire to return to work and normalcy as soon as possible, I am certain Zulius will advise you take all the time that you need.

video: un: hotgoss

[bebest]

[Oh hey, it's your beloved employer, and he's in the theatre!!! He's opening a door leading from the lobby that definitely wasn't there yesterday. He seems pretty excited. ]

Haaaaaay guys! Guess what!!!

[He steps in and turns the video into the room - it's largely empty, but there are cabinets and empty picture frames on the wall everywhere. ]

We have a trophy room now!!! It came after I visited that Goodwill shop! Natch, for such a talented group, this was WAY overdue! Now we've got to fill it with our accomplishments!! OBVI, I've got plenty because I'm amazing, but I want yours, too! So I can point at them and go "those are my kids, I'm so proud of them!"

video; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

[Lycaon has to hand it to the owner of the Goodwill. They work with incredible speed. He's actually at work right now--watching Zulius from the bar counter as the zebrataur opens the door to the new room. In he goes.

Well, he might as well answer on phone.

He's never been one to show off his accomplishments. All his awards have been mostly put in storage. Maybe he could free up some space and give Zulius something to fill the room?]

I do believe I have one or two Spirited Awards around here somewhere I could give for display. As well as my first place in both Underwater Basketweaving and Belgian Waffle Sculpting.

[Just things bartenders need to know.]

un: lycaon | Text | End of August

[paraselenic]

Sir Zulius and my esteemed coworkers. Through a series of very bizarre circumstances I have happened upon a box of fireworks.

After speaking with some friends of mine, we were thinking of having a beach celebration with food and fireworks to give one final sendoff to summer.

You are all free to come, of course. And bring anyone you wish.

I will also be cooking to the best of my ability, but I have lost about 1/3 of my spice cabinet, so I will be limited in my options. It should not deter me.

un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

If you'd like, you can have the spices that keep washing up on the beach. I've been picking up a few recently, and I have absolutely no bloody use for either kind of galangal that I can think of. Also, wasabi may well kill off what tastebuds still remain to me.

Text: UN:hotgoss

[bebest]

Oh my goose, BEACH PARTY? I am SO there! I'll see if I can get Verg out of his anti social hole to bring him along too! He can brood under an umbrella or something!

I believe in you, Sweetie! I know it'll be great! Is Hugo coming? Do I get to meet him in person?

Text | UN: makeitaventi

[venti_late]

[Venti has entered the chat.]

Oh, that sounds so fun! I have to bring all the grandkids and my darling fiance's grandkids, too~!

OH, Lycaon, how about I hold a concert at the beach, too?!

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[paraselenic]

[To anyone at the Vogue this fine evening, it should be a very serene, very quite night. Not too many customers, a peaceful lull.

Lycaon's voice can be heard from the other areas of the Vogue speaking to someone. "Ah, Sir Zhongli, it's a pleasure to see you. Are you looking for Sir Venti? No? You're here to see me. Ah...You want to tip me for Sir Gilgamesh's party? That's very kind of you."

It sounds like Zhongli wants to give him his rightfully earned tip for his hard work at the bar that night. How sweet!

That is. Until the sound of a penny on a wooden surface sounds. And then another. And another. Finally, the sounds of what can only be described as a TIDAL WAVE of tiny metal pennies roars from the bar.

"Sir. Sir that's quite--you can...Ah."

Lycaon's at the bar, watching helplessly as the bar area and everything surrounding it is filled with Mora. There's Mora everywhere.

Mora.]

... Th..Thank you.

[WHAT DOES HE EVEN DO.]

this is a real tag.

[hoshikiri]

[...]

Ah.

also a real tag

[poisontippedcure]

[Rose is in the back working when she hears the coins.]

[With her enhanced hearing, it becomes very distracting very fast. She’s tempted to give the offending patron what for——]

[—-But when she comes out, all she sees is Lycaon surrounded by coins.]

[And then she has a realization: He’s the bouncer, he can deal with it. She doesn’t get paid enough for this and she’s going back to work.]

[bebest]

[He hears the sound. He HEARS it!!! He knows what the sound is ]

OH NO DID HE DO IT AGAIN???? I SWEAR TO GOD, ZHONGLI!!!

[jackdawvision]

[With a bottle of suspicious rum in hand that he was definitely not going to sneak into the bar before he got very distracted:]

...I'm telling Venti.

[venti_late]

[Venti's been busy checking over one of the violinist's instruments since he keeps hearing a problem with it. So, at first, he doesn't think anything of Zhongli coming around and talking to Lycaon.

Then he hears the tidal wave of coins hitting the counter. He pauses for a moment, and then continues fixing the problem with the violin before loudly sighing.]

I don't know him, that's not my lizard!

video: un: hotgoss

[bebest]

[ Look, they had a fabulous Thanksgiving, mostly! Or... at least Zulius had a fabulous thanksgiving! He got engaged and everything!!! What's not to love!

So he has quite a spring in his step when he arrives home to his beloved theatre... a spring that carefully slows when he realises the building is bigger than it used to be. It's definitely bigger than it used to be. He steps inside to find something new, attached to the lobby - he gasps and immediately gets the group chat up. ]

Oh my goose, guys??? Guys LOOK!!! [He turns the camera around so they can see... it's a restaurant. It's a restaurant where there definitely wasn't one before. ] This just APPEARED while we were in the Turkey Realm!! Look at how FANCY it is!!!

video; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

[Lycaon was...on his way to work, actually. It's after he crashed for 18 hours, lounged about for another 12, and he's ready to get back to his job. So he's walking there with his tea in hand as he opens up his phone and...sees an entire restaurant behind him.

That definitely wasn't a part of the floor plan before. ]

You didn't commission this yourself, sir? It's...quite impressive.

Many of the people at the bar had expressed they wished we had more options than bar snacks.

video

[poisontippedcure]

[So fancy!!!]

[Sometimes you just need a win.]

It looks marvelous. Of course, we might want some uniforms, correct?

I’d be happy to design them.

text | un: lynya | sometime after Thanksgiving

[felyney]

[Time to introduce himself! And also probably Bailey. He just tends to take the lead on that.]

Hello, other staff and performers at the Vogue! I hope everyone here is a fan of magic, because I am the Vogue's new magic act! (Or sometimes maybe back up stage crew, I did do that in high school!) My name is Lyney (or Lynn E. or Red Rosseland if you watch my stuff on YT or like vtubers) and I am looking forward to working with everyone!

Oh! @ shadowsword is my cousin and assistant, you actually probably might recognize them if you pay attention to the seer stuff! Pleased to meet everyone~

un: shadowsword; text

[rupturingheaven]

Hello, everyone. If you don't already know me, my name is Bailey. I'm a tarot reader and, as my cousin said, his assistant. I'm willing to help out with whatever's needed around here as well.

I look forward to meeting and working with you all, too.