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[ Hey, Vogue peeps, it's your fearless leader! He has his voice back and he's using it to his full advantage now. Is he yelling? You better believe it! ]

MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!! I decided we needed a little group chat of our OWN because we're special but also YOUR GIRL NEEDS HELP!! Because I got something from the Goodwill. It was in the grab bag!!

[The camera turns down to a membership card. It's in Zulius' name.

It's for Olive Garden. ]

I need someone to do me a SOLID and take this away from me. If Vergil sees this I am looking at the business end of at LEAST a four hour Italian rant and I don't want that for me! He can never know I even HAD this!!! I don't mind if you guys even share it among yourselves and like, PRETEND you're me! This just needs to be taken, far, far away from here like, very soon!!! Please help!

I'll take it off your arms, won't be the first time I've borrowed someone's identity to get in somewhere.

Thank you so much, Ed!! It gives you unlimited breadsticks- you can totes use that to see how many they'll consider "unlimited" before the kick you out! That sounds like something you'd have fun with!

[ Sticking it to the man and everything! ]

Unlimited breadsticks? Zulius, mate, you ought to have led with that. Sounds like a surfeit of treasures to me, Vergil's really missing out.

Okay in hindsight I did NOT know what a selling point the breadsticks would be! And he won't go near there. It's an insult to Italy apparently! he gave me like, a GIANT rant on it one day when I suggested we go eat there. He did the little hand thing and everything.

[ Here's the other local Italian, who makes a little face when he shows the membership card. ]

Ah, yeah, I would do the same if Jinwoo got something like that...

But sharing it among ourselves sounds like a good idea! He'll probably never found out that way.

[ Even though she won't touch it. ]

[He knows, okay, HE KNOWS!!!! ]

I'm sorry, Honey, I know it's like, an Anti-Power Word for you guys. I genuinely DID NOT pick it for myself. I would never! I like my boyfriend not being mad at me, actually! This is just that shopkeeper being weird and catty for NO reason!

[It's the worst!! It's like he's TRYING to ruin Zulius' life!!! ]

That's what I thought! He never has to know about it.

[...

Well, so be it. Takame must assist his boss even if Vittore will look at him with scorn.]

I am unsure how convincing I will be acting as you given that you are, ah, one of a kind. But I will take it from your hands so that Vittore does not become angry with you.

[Even if Takame doesn't quite get it.]

[Truly, he is a hero. ]

It's okay, Babe. I've not been into an Olive Garden for YEARS. No one there knows who I am. You just need to smile and tell them you're me and you'll be fine! Thank you SO much. He would be so mad about it and I just don't need that in my life right now, y'know? You get free breadsticks with it! Much as you can eat!

Edited 2025-06-21 16:53 (UTC)

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I see. Yusuke will enjoy that.

See!! You guys can go enjoy a nice date and have SOOOOO many breadsticks with it!

What did you do to the shopkeeper? This has to be an act of vengeance.

I didn't do ANYthing!!! I've always been SUPER nice to him!! I love buying my Santaurs from him!!

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