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The Vogue Theatre Chat
The Vogue Theatre Chat
Beauty's where you find it
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The Vogue Theatre Chat
Beauty's where you find it
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The Vogue Theatre Chat
Beauty's where you find it
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The Vogue Theatre Chat
Beauty's where you find it
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[ Sometimes his pride for his own gets a little excessive, but who is gonna tell him that? No one, that's who.]
Okay, but is there a reason why you needed those specifically? That feels like a mystery~
[ Explain WHY, Lycaon!!! ]
Yaaaas! Excellent!!! They are gonna look ah-maze-ing and they for sure will show off how talented my bartender is!!!! [ He can sense the wagging tail. The "who's a good boy? YOU ARE!" is unsaid, but it's definitely in his tone. ]
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Zulius called him his talented bartender...]
I will not let you down, sir. [That tail is thumping against the side of the bar counter now, any attempt at calming it down moot.]
The answer is...not quite as exciting as you think. I have a..friend [Informant.] who was in need of a rare basket for his daughter [Client.]. It was a magical mangrove root that dries immediately when it leaves the water.
In order to weave it to be pliable, it had to be done underwater. The competition was where I made the final product to send to him.
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And he meant every word of it!!]
Oh, Honey, I know you won't! You absolutely got this!
[ He is always so delighted when the tail gets going. It's like a personal goal to achieve in each conversation! Making son-boy happy! ]
Ooooooooooh, that's definitely less weird than I had in mind but also somehow more weird too? That's so cute though! That you did it to help someone else. That's so nice of you! Did she like the basket? What did she need it for?
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Now he's got a wife and kid in this made up fantasy.]
From my understanding, she wanted it to collect enchanted flora without the enchantment affecting the basket. [That WAS what the client wanted, so it's not a lie!] Jacopo tends to make promises above what he can deliver, so I decided to help him. [Also true.]
The Waffle Sculpting was simply my pride. I knew I could do better than the work I was seeing presented.
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Oooooooh that makes sense! There's probably all kinds of magic stuff in magic water, right? You couldn't pay me to go into like, a LAKE or anything, I keep my mane perfect, but good for her! Ohhhhh I seee, so he told her he could make her something he couldn't, and you stepped in to help! So sweet!
[He lets out soft hum. ]
Tell me, how does one sculpt a waffle? Follow-up question, could you sculpt one that looks like the most gorgeous man alive?
That me, BTW. You know that, I'm sure, but just putting it out there.
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[He puts a finger to his lips though, trying to figure out how to explain.] I suppose an equivalent would be a slightly less pliable fondant, or even something akin to paper mache. The waffles are very thin, like waffle cone.
[Oh he would NEVER doubt you are the most gorgeous alive, Zulius.]
I would be happy to make you such a treat, Sir Zulius. I could never capture your likeness completely, but I am positive I could come close.
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[One doesn't just wake up fabulous, after all!! ]
Okay! Okay, I am picturing it and I am loving it. I bet it would be so good with like, some ice cream in it. Maybe a lil' sauce!
[ Anyone who dares doubt it in his presence would be on the business end of a hissy fit, after all! ]
Oh, I have absolute faith that if anyone could do it, it would be you, Babe. You've got skill AND talent!
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[He's really going to do this. Then again, Zulius asked--of course he was going to do it.]
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You are so right?? That would make it even better, because anything that reminds people of me can only be a good thing! [ He hums thoughtfully. ] Now I really wanna eat one!