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text, un: regina

[majeste]

[ oh, so that is why she felt that sharp pain in the midst of tea time with Wriothesley. ]

I don't recognize his face, he must be new. For that reason and that reason alone I will forgive this transgression however... [ the large dog in the room may not. ] I fear my beloved Duke may already be on the hunt.

[ oopsie :3 ]

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[poisontippedcure]

Well, now I feel even less bad for handing him his arse earlier.

[majeste]

Ah, Rose my faithful chevalier! Did he cross you before assaulting my statue?

[poisontippedcure]

[Reading that makes her smile.]

He challenged me to a fight and then called me old.

I only did what anyone would have done.

[majeste]

Did you emerge victorious?

[poisontippedcure]

As if there was any doubt.

I’ve killed literal gods. One toddler is nothing.

[majeste]

Good! Your strength and fortitude never fail to amaze me! Should he dare call you such names ever again you can count on Mademoiselle Crabaletta to come to your aid.

[felyney]

[Now, Lyney does not like the Duke all that much because of past life memories.He doesn't hate him, but like. You know.

....this kid probably needs the fear of the Duke put in him.]

He may need to check the water!

[majeste]

[ the fear of the Duke, the ocean, and the God of Justice. ]

A simple feat. The water is our playground after all.

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

Tell him to get there faster or the seals will.

I think he's a touch on the younger side, but I'm on the Jackdaw's deck patching up the sails, I can't get closer for a better look. Judging from the behavior, though? I'd guess fourteen, maybe fifteen.

[majeste]

They will abstain I'm certain, they know better than to grasp a prize already claimed by another.

[ girl you're scary sometimes. ]

Youth does not excuse behavior. Wriothesley won't harm him but I will be sure to speak to him myself when he has been captured.

Text: UN:hotgoss

[bebest]

Caaaaalllled it! Ripanronie to one snotty teenager!

[majeste]

I could not stop him if I tried.

[ that's a lie, she could, but she won't. ]

[bebest]

Maybe next time he'll think twice about kicking your fabulous statue!

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

[Ah, naturally it would not be Furina who raised her finger, but the Duke's. This is why you respect the ocean.]

It is well known throughout civilizations to not disrespect the statues of deities. It is a lesson he will be learning now.

Are you alright, Lady Furina? I could make a cake for you and the Duke to enjoy once this is settled.

[majeste]

Seeing as most deities aren't as present as those who reside within this cities walls, I can forgive his ignorance. I fear the ocean life, and my beloved Duke, will not.

[ not unless Bakugou were to apologize for his transgression. ]

I will be fine, dear Lycaon. But I will never turn down the offer of cake, especially one made by your talented hands.

[paraselenic]

Well that is most understandable. They are not only defending one of our deities, but a loved one.

A little correction for a teenage boy is healthy. Surprisingly enough, I needed it as well when I was a pup.


You only need to tell me the flavour, and I'd love to prepare it for you.

[majeste]

Truly? I cannot fathom you to have ever been so brash and brazen and in need of correction.


Hmm, maybe something tangy? With lemons!

[paraselenic]

Truly. I had quite the temper back then. I was always getting in arguments and thought disputes were best settled with fists.

So perhaps this little one can be steered in the same direction I was.

[Then again, his brashness has only been subdued in the end. Bound.]

Ah, a wonderful choice. Perhaps with some blueberry to compliment it. with the blue and the whipped cream, it could very well look like seafoam.

[majeste]

Our noble Lycaon, getting into arguments and fist fights.

Perhaps there is hope for this young man after all.

[ but now she is enthralled with the promise of this cake, distracting her from the dull pain that remained after the abrupt assault of her statue. ]

Oooh! My mouth is watering already, I look forward to the masterpiece you shall create.

[paraselenic]

With proper guidance, anything is possible, no?

[It's good to see her in high spirits. He can't imagine himself, let alone a god, taking to kindly to a sassy...lost child kicking them right in the statue!]

And I cannot wait to see your face when I reveal it. If it is a fraction of what is in my mind's eye, you will be delighted.