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text | un: lynya

[felyney]

[A photo of one angry kid (Bakugou) kicking Furina's statue.

The seals are watching (and so is Lyney and Bailey]

You ever see something so incredibly stupid?

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

On the one hand he seems new. I remember being new here, it's overwhelming even when you're a full-grown man.

On the other hand I would vastly prefer not to piss off the dugongs even more than usual. So he's on his own.

Also, see, Furina, it ain't my fault this time, I was sewing up the sails.

[felyney]

That's fair, but kicking a statue is just childish!! And for it to be Lady Furina's? In front of the seals?

[jackdawvision]

In front of the seals and Yasuho and the lot of us!

Text: UN:hotgoss

[bebest]

Oh my goose does he like, WANT to die? Is this what's happening right now? If Furina doesn't get him (hi sweetie, ilu) the Duke ABSOLUTELY will.

[felyney]

I think he's just angry, but there are *limits!*

[bebest]

Oh, I can TELL. Like, that kid needs to learn some breathing exercises.

text | UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

Would it help if I told you I may have already “gotten” him.

[bebest]

OMG you did? What happened? Tell me EVERYthing.

un: shadowsword; text

[rupturingheaven]

I'd say I can't believe it but you were right there with me.

[felyney]

Eating Veluza! Wish we had popcorn.

[rupturingheaven]

Or at least popcorn shrimp.

Still, to just start kicking the statue...

[paraselenic]

[Lycaon takes a look at this and...his lips purse.]

I agree with Captain Kenway, he is likely new and doesn't understand the connection Lady Furina has with the statue.

On the other, kicking a statue of any deity is disrespectful. Shall I head over to correct him on his mistakes? Or should we let Lady Furina and the Duke handle this?

[felyney]

I think the person he's with has it handled. But if they don't, just let those two handle it. Trust me, it'll be more effective.

[paraselenic]

That's good. It's best to avoid turning this into an all out war of the waters.

I'll make Lady Furina a little cake for the trouble. The boy likely knows not what he does.

[jackdawvision]

Personally I think the dugongs have taken personal offense on Furina's behalf. So either the Duke will handle it or the seals will.

To be frank, I am partial to the seals. They have the numbers.

[paraselenic]

This is true. I should let nature take its course. Survival of the fittest is alive and well.

I'll make a small cake for Lady Furina as well, on our behalf.

text | UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

Oh, I think that’s the child I beat up.

[felyney]

👀👀👀👀👀

text, un: regina

[majeste]

[ oh, so that is why she felt that sharp pain in the midst of tea time with Wriothesley. ]

I don't recognize his face, he must be new. For that reason and that reason alone I will forgive this transgression however... [ the large dog in the room may not. ] I fear my beloved Duke may already be on the hunt.

[ oopsie :3 ]

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[poisontippedcure]

Well, now I feel even less bad for handing him his arse earlier.

[felyney]

[Now, Lyney does not like the Duke all that much because of past life memories.He doesn't hate him, but like. You know.

....this kid probably needs the fear of the Duke put in him.]

He may need to check the water!

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

Tell him to get there faster or the seals will.

I think he's a touch on the younger side, but I'm on the Jackdaw's deck patching up the sails, I can't get closer for a better look. Judging from the behavior, though? I'd guess fourteen, maybe fifteen.

Text: UN:hotgoss

[bebest]

Caaaaalllled it! Ripanronie to one snotty teenager!

text; un: lycaon

[paraselenic]

[Ah, naturally it would not be Furina who raised her finger, but the Duke's. This is why you respect the ocean.]

It is well known throughout civilizations to not disrespect the statues of deities. It is a lesson he will be learning now.

Are you alright, Lady Furina? I could make a cake for you and the Duke to enjoy once this is settled.