CR chart
Barista's Nightmare
❝Bestie. Roomie. Put up with me longer than is healthy for a person. Gun nut but in an endearing way.❞
Golden Retriever Man
❝ OTHER bestie. Sweetest guy alive. Comes from a shitty world but is relentlessly optimistic somehow. Super trusted. ❞
The Contractor
❝ Friend. Fanciest and dumbest man alive. Voice like rich coffee, pretty a.f. Contract rock god. Ancient, great skin tho.❞
My Favourite Grump
❝ Friend. Got stupid, caught feelings. Zero people skills, it's weirdly charming. Biggest nerd ever. One of my fave people. ❞
Awkward Duck
❝ Friend. The quietest guy in the world but an absolute grade-A badass and loyal as hell. Messed up head. ❞
Let Him Sleep
❝ Friend. Amazing musician. Good head on his shoulders, super reliable. Slept with his dad once, oops. ❞
Chaos Bard
❝ Bestie three!. Fun, hilarious, and always ready to spill the tea. An absolute joy to be around. Slutty in the best ways. ❞
Sugar Tits
❝ Friend. Vergil's twin. Got all the social skills but no personal grooming. Knows how to have a good time. Really great guy. ❞
Salty Undertaker
❝ Friend. Grouchy but with a good heart even if he won't admit it. Share your wisdom, Sunglasses Man. ❞
Quiet But Deadly
❝ So pretty. So much hair. Meek as a mouse but turns out is one hell of a fighter when he needs to be. ❞
Raining Fellas
❝ Friend. One of the hottest people in the city. Actually a great guy too. Professional booty shaker and it shows. ❞
Sunshine And Rainbows
❝ Friend. Sweetest person alive, brimming with hope and optimism. THE person to go to for a pick-me-up. ❞
Ceiling Cryptid
❝Awkward, weird kid. Great at drag but has some serious stage fright. Wanna help him with that. Been through hell.❞
Architectural Delight
❝ Quiet and self-conscious, pretty as hell. Knows all about that fancy architect stuff. ❞
Plunder The Booty
❝ Friend. An actual pirate from pirate times. A joy to spend time with tbh. Understands the importance of good goss. ❞
Plucky Protag Energy
❝ Pretty smart kid. Needs to give herself serious self-happiness time, methinks- figure what she wants out of life! ❞
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